Sometimes, I write crossovers. I thought it might be good to have an alphabetized index of all the characters I know, so I created the Ultimate Masterlist. The name is actually more important than the list itself. It’s basically just a bunch of people (and animals) no one will ever meet. 
I plan to eventually go back and add a favorite quote for each character. Italy’s will probably be “hasta la pasta!”
Aayla Secura
I’ve certainly perfected the art of demolishing ships and almost getting my master killed.
Ahsoka
His fever broke. I think he’s going to live to stink another day.
Akaito
America
You Frenchies just love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?
Anakin
Applejack
I’d like to tell ya’ll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh! I’m sure y’all are familiar with that one?
Austria
I will now express my anger through the piano.
Barriss
Batman
Why are all the beautiful ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
Beast Boy
DUDE, FOR THE LAST TIME… I AM NOT YOUR DOG!!
Belarus
The doorknob that separates us is gone… Isn’t that niiiice…?!
Black☆Star
Soul! Soul! Are you okay?! It’s going to be alright! Black Star is here for you now! Open your eyes! One look at my big handsome face and you’ll be cured for sure!
Blair
Britain
Busby’s chair. Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick, and often painful death… except, apparently, for Russia.
Canada
And that’s why I tattooed a maple leaf to my forehead!
Candace
Captain Hammer
Oh, I’m in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal! Get outta my way! I gotta get out! Why is this fire exit locked?
Catwoman
Celestia
Celty
He reads expressions on a face I don’t have…
China
I’m only allowed to hear my thoughts and those are the ones I like.
Cookie
Crona
I’ve never seen a man with a screw sticking out of his head before. I don’t know how I’m supposed to deal with a guy like that!
Cuba
Cyborg
I will not be havin’ attitude from a boat!
Death the Kid
Black☆Star, I can’t come down. There’s water. Carry me.
Dib
Dipper
Doctor Horrible
So, after tonight I am in the Evil League of Evil if all goes according to plan, which it will, because I hold a PhD in horribleness. See you at the aftermath. Peace! Not… literally.
Doof
Seriously, if I was a hot tub, people would be getting out of me. They’d be, like, “Wow, Heinz Doofenshmirtz is way too hot. We should get out of him.”
Estonia
Fluttershy
The armscye’s tight, the middy collar doesn’t go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch, or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overall design is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture… But… uh… you know… um… whatever you want to do is fine…
France
IT’S FOR YOU! IT IS A CALENDAR! You shall sign it!
Garnet
Sorry… I panicked.
Gaz
Germany
Heyyyy, look at how the door just opened! You could totally run away if you wanted to.
GIR
Harley Quinn
Hungary
Shut up. Someone who was afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge!
Irene
Italy
Germany! Germany! There was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it turns out the pretty girl was France in disguise!
Izaya
You know, the problem with you, Shizu-chan, is that you can’t be swayed by reason and that’s bad… really bad.
Japan
I respond Japanese way! Be unclear! Say one thing but mean something else completely opposite like ‘I’ll think about it’! Lie to them!
Jinx
John
Stop it! We can’t giggle at a crime scene.
Kaito
Kit Fisto
Korea
Quotes were invented in Korea, you know!
Lithuania
POLAND, YOU’RE A TRAITOR AND A BAD FRIEND!!
Liz
Lucky
Luminara
Luna
Mabel
Maka
Medusa
Mikasa
Miku
Mikuo
Molly
Niblet
Norm
Sir, I hate to be the bearer of empty canisters, but this canister is empty.
Obi-Wan
Patty
Penny
I’m a fan of laundry.
Phineas
Well to make it up to you, it’s kinda lame but… maybe Ferb and I could, I don’t know, take you out for some ice cream or something?
Pinkie Pie
Poison Ivy
It took God seven days to create paradise. Let’s see if I can do better.
Poland
I’m thinking of painting my house a wicked hipster pink.
Prussia
Hello, little girl. I am Prussia and you are not!
Ragnarok
You mean “thanks very much”!
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
It is a ghost story. They’re all made up…
Raven
Rebound
Robin
Romano
Haha! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at a high school party!
Russia
I know my ideas are best because otherwise I kill them.
Sealand
Sometimes I ride the goat while swabbing the deck; and that’s not a euphemism for anything.
Sherlock
John, um… I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m—
Shinra
The look on your face is unhappy.
Shizuo
IZAAAAAAYA-KUN!
Slade
Soul
Black☆Star, it’s over between us. I’m done being your yaoi boy.
Spain
YOU PEED ON THE FLOOR?!
Spike
I got nothin’. “Twilight Sparkle”… I mean, seriously. I can’t even work with that.
Spirit
Squirt
Stacy
Wait a minute! It says right here in your silly little pamphlet that if your host family finds out about your agent status, then anyone who’s seen you has to have their memory erased, or you’ll get relocated. Perry, I’m not part of your host family! I know, I know, it’s a technicality. Look, I don’t want Candace and the boys to lose you, but I also do not want my mind erased. I’m on the last ten minutes of that Grievance movie, and I don’t want to have to watch that whole scary mess again. So, uh, can we just keep this a secret?
Starfire
Everything is not wonderful. I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the “cool moves”, and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels!
Stein
Strudel
Switzerland
Man up or I’ll beat you with my peace prize!
Tak
Tsubaki
Twilight Sparkle
Ukraine
Vanellope
Ventress
Yoda
Zim
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